I'm watching this show, but it's not one of my regular TV shows to watch. It disturbs me, actually. I'm already not one for kids. Then, I have to watch a show with parents who can't control their kids, letting them talk to them any kind of way while this lady comes into their home talking about a "time out corner" and "counting" to calm down...wtf?
I'm mentally writing a book. There are things that I often see and hear that can be included in my mental book, titled "I don't have kids, but if I did..." and in that book (which I'll outline my chapters in another post at a later date), I'd include this list of dealing with a mouthy/bad assed kid:
1. Learn how to sternly say the word "Hell NO" and "WAIT"
2. Have quick reflexes. Have your pimphand ready to fly back and pop lips.
3. Carry a purse with a detachable strap. Easier to grab than a belt.
4. Punch them in the throat. Okay, that was a joke...kinda.
Those are just for starters...
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As far as training future children, I hope my kiddies will be skilled at snitching out daddy and taking "paper" out of daddy's wallet and bringing it to mommy.
*speaks gibberish* Bo-ko-shah! Whoo! Did you feel that? I'm telling you that you will be able to get up and walk today because GAAAAAAAAAAAWD has given you a miracle! Get up and walk NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
And don't forget to get the Personal Pwah-rayer Package. That's the only way Pasta Kerney can help you out, don't cha know?
KIDS NEED TO BE SHAKEN AND BEATEN.
That is all.
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