Miss Missy

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Fill in, One Repair

So...I go to get my nails done yesterday. I'm broke as a joke, but my hands needed help. I was overdue for a fill-in and had a broken/jagged nail. The manager guy, aka Head Master sent me to this girl...a rather new chick. I've been getting my nails done at that particular place for the past year & a half and she just started a couple months ago. I usually have my fav people there or if I don't know the person, I'm not open to going to them for my nails. But I didn't argue with the mgr when he sent me to her (I could have requested someone else if I preferred)...



So, chick is doing my nails and I decide that I'd like one of her nail decorations instead of my usual marble design:



I had this nice, green color that I envisioned on my hands. I purchased it myself and took it into the nail salon:



When I told her which nail art design I wanted, she asked if I wanted 2 or 10. Ten nails of that particular design (a painted on flower with squiggly lines & dots) would be tacky as hell...and I told her. I just wanted two fingers--both pointer fingers, then full color on the others. She said..."half nail...half nail is byootifool". I thought...heh, yeah, sure, let's do half. So, I let her talk me into doing a half nail. Fast foward to when she was about to actually paint my nails. I tried to back out and say I didn't want half. Well, I did, actually, and she replied with another, "Aww, but half nail is byootifool". I let her do it. It was all uneven and her idea of half was more like 1/4 of green on each nail. She put the design on the two fingers, then got up for something...when she came back, I told her that I didn't want to debate the matter anymore and that I HATED the half green on my nails. *sniff....sniff* Do I detect attitude in this chick? She pursed her lips and took a deep sigh. I went on to say that I'm the customer, so I thought...and it's about what I want on my nails, not about what you think is "byootifool". I'm the one who has to look at this for the next 2 weeks. She says "okay, okay..." So she reluctantly takes off my "half" nails. She apparently injured herself while working on the person before me, so the polish remover was burning her. Serves the cunt right. While she's doing it, she's still giving lip saying that it would look so much better with a half nail. I told her I've had half nail designs before, but this particular time, I want whole nail. Why the hell am I still arguing with this chick?
While she's polishing my whole nails, she first says, "Okay?" I said..."it's what I've been asking since I've been here, so yes, okay." She then concurs that it looks nice.
So, I've already decided that I don't ever want her to touch my nails again. I don't want her to so much as glance at my hands when I walk in the door. I will be telling the manager next time he tries to send me to her, too. She asks for my name...I said "my name is Nikki"...she says, "Monkey???" I said..."NO, Nikki". she laughed and said "ohhhh". So, we're done with my nails and I went to get my upper lip waxed. Yes, my upper lip, gotta problem with that? LOL! While doing so, she starts tinkering with my eyebrow and says, "I do eyebrow for you"--I guess to make up for my being upset earlier. Whatever. Like I said, you better not even glance at my hands the next time I walk in that door. Kelly.

Congratulations...It's a GIRL!!!

So, after a week-long search, I finally found her. I had been scouring Petfinders.com and Craigslist until I finally found the perfect pup!



Her name is Missy. She's adoooorrrrrable!! A bouncing bundle of joy!

Problem is...my cats are giving me the gasface. It's going to take a minute for them to adjust and welcome her into their lives. She's dying to play with them, though...but they're not ready. They're pretty much in WTF mode. Like this:





But she's soooooooo cute! They'll get used to it. How can they resist this??

Miami here I come!

Oh yes. Memorial Day Weekend.

This is the year of turning 30. My girl's birthday is in May and we're doing it big in the MIA. I've only been to Miami once and that was just to board my cruise ship. This time, I'll have the chance to hit the streets.






Coincidentally, I've started watching CSI: Miami and...LOVE IT!! I watched it one night a couple months ago and have really gotten into it.




Anyway, we'll be staying at the Savoy Hotel right on Ocean Drive.





Just last week, MTV Jams was celebrating "MIA Week" and were showing videos from the major Miami players:


DJ "We Da Best" Khaled





Rick "Can't Understand Too Much of What He's Saying" Ross




Katrina LaVerne





Pitbull




Trick "Luh da Kids" Daddy



The producing team, Cool & Dre




and then by association, we can't forget:


Fat Joe




Lil Wayne aka Weezy F. Baby (Please say the Baby)




I actually like all of them together. DJ Khaled hasn't missed with me, yet. He manages to make T-Pain and Akon tolerable. One of my favorites is We Takin Over




I'm So Hood was nice and the remix is nicer



Anyway, I can't wait! I'm hoping to meet up with my internet partner in all kinds of crime, Q



HOW could I forget to mention the place that everybody's been talking about. I've heard so much about this place from far & wide...especially about the "Call a Cab" joint. Wet Willie's is apparently the place to be.





And I will be there..."Callin a Cab" and everything.

The Fine & The Furious

Can we please focus on the fineness of this man here:







Laz Alonso is a little more than a breakthrough actor. He's actually been around for a minute. He's finally getting more of a variety of roles and more big screen films. I have to be honest, some of his past credits have included some rather D-List and straight-to-dvd/low-budget flicks.

BUT, let's first talk about his most popular works...my favorites, anyway:

Jarhead where he played Scout Sniper Escobar


This Christmas where he played Malcolm Moore, alongside Regina King



Stomp the Yard where he played Zeke, leader of the Mu's





Those are the important ones. As you can tell from his IMDB page , he's been in quite a bit of movies/shows. He first came on the scene in 2000 via BET (when it was relevant), hosting a couple of shows on there (NYLA & AM @ BET). Some of his other works include bit parts on shows such as CSI: Miami, NCIS, Bones, The Practice, Entourage and more.

He was in (Lord Help) Leprechaun: Back 2 the Hood (Rory)




Captivity



I shouldn't even put this up here because it gets a serious "WTF", but this is from some movie called Bunnywhipped




So, his upcoming projects sound promising. He's starring in a Spike Lee Joint, Miracle at St. Anna which is a film based on four Black Buffalo Soldiers in the WWII. The movie is based on a novel by James McBride. The movie is set to be released sometime later this year--October or November.







He's also slated to be in a futuristic flick by James Cameron: Avatar which is scheduled to be released in December of 2009.

He's alongside some pretty big names in both of those. Another one to look foward to is The Fast & The Furious 4 with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Michelle Rodriquez.




Though this was a horrible movie, he did get alot of facetime.



G had Richard T. Jones, Blair Underwood, Laz Alonso and Chenoa Maxwell...an unknown with a really short IMDB.com resume. It came out in 2005, but featured some very amatuerish acting by Jones, Underwood (a big WTF for him) AND Alonso. I delved into the center of Blockbuster--you know, the movies that nobody rents anymore-- to find G and now, it's being played on Showtime everytime I look up. I don't have Showtime, thank goodness. Jarhead gets alot of airtime on Cinemax, though, so I'm happier with that tradeoff.


This just in...another straight to DVD flick of his, Divine Intervention, was released today. I'd actually pick this up.




Yes, I will be picking that up today.



I won't get into some of the other films in his filmography, you can check out the
IMDB for that. Most of them hurt my soul, but hey, it's money and he's gotta get a start somewhere, right? Be sure to keep an eye out when you're seeing previews for the movies mentioned above (Avatar, Fast & Furious 4, Miracle at St. Anna). It appears that he's picking up more interesting and relevant roles (not the straight-to-dvd and typecast ones) and I'm sure he'll execute them well.

It's Goin Downnnn

Detroit City. Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. Carlita Kilpatrick. Christine Beatty. Kym Worthy.

Those are the major players in the news right now. Well, not necessarily Carlita, but my heart goes out to her.



An ongoing investigation has been going on now, regarding the "Urban Legend" Manoogian Mansion party, the stripper, Carlita going after the stripper with a bat, the stripper ending up dead in another state, the Mayor sleeping with Christine, the whole "Sex Text" drama, the firing of the two police officers and the whistleblower case, lying on the stand, lying to the city, using tax payers' dollars to pay off the officers, the random trips, the North Carolina resort with a woman that was neither wifey OR Christine, the entourage, I could go on and on.

Yesterday, both Mayor Kilpatrick and Christine, his former Chief of Staff, were charged with 12 counts of Perjury, Obstruction, and Misconduct.



From ClickonDetroit.com :

In all, Kilpatrick faces the following charges: conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, misconduct in office, perjury in a court proceeding and two counts of perjury other than in a court proceeding.

Beatty is charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice, obstruction of justice, two counts of perjury in a court proceeding and two counts of perjury other than in a court proceeding

So basically, as the Mayor wasn't already in deep shit over this whole ordeal, the shit has really hit the fan now. I've tried to stand behind him, but wrong is just wrong. Dubbed as the "Hip Hop Mayor", he has really taken that lil title and run with it. The guy takes pride in "coming from the streets of Detroit" and he runs around the city like a rapper, complete with big, black Escalades and an entourage that could rival 50 Cent and his G-Unit. He has done good things for the city throughout his time here: The 2005 All Star Game, the 2006 Super Bowl, the 2009 NCAA games, housing developments throughout the city, park renovations/playscapes, somewhat better police protection (a project that's getting on the ground now), Casino developments, the new Riverwalk and its corresponding activities/businesses, the "Motor City Makeover" spring cleaning event, there are many other things that are escaping me at this moment.

The biggest issue isn't about him sleeping with Christine--although that's wrong as all hell, that's between him, God and his family. The issue, which alot of people are missing, is allegedly conspiring to fire those two officers. I'm not well versed on their whole deal, but I do know that it's been ongoing and pretty deep...and ugly. That and the lying on the stand. That's just not good, especially as a political figure and leader of a major city like Detroit. People actually look up to him and believed in him and I feel that he has given Detroit a big, black eye.


Aside from all that, I've always been extremely disappointed in Christine Beatty.




Come on sista, seriously? You're just going to play another woman like that?


Sleeping with her husband...her city-leading husband? Not just another woman, but your sista...your Sorority sister? Oh yes, Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc.




I mean, I know trife lurks everywhere, but I mean come on Christine, have some respect. If not for Carlita, if not for DST, if not for your kids, your parents, your fellow citizens of Detroit, have some for yourself. Now, you're "devestated" and calling your Pastor to speak for you after booking. Now, you're looking "tired" and "exhausted".

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I don't have much sympathy for you.


In closing, here is an AP article from wxyz.com that pretty much better explains everything I tried to explain above:

DETROIT (AP) - Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was charged with perjury and other offenses Monday - and got a stern lecture about the importance of telling the truth - after a trove of raunchy text messages contradicted his sworn denials of an affair with his chief aide.

The 37-year-old "Hip-Hop Mayor" who brought youth and vitality to the job in this struggling city of 900,000 could get up to 15 years in prison for perjury alone and would be automatically expelled from office if convicted.

Ignoring mounting demands that he step down, Kilpatrick said: "I look forward to complete exoneration once all the facts have been brought forth. I will remain focused on moving this city forward."

Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy brought charges of perjury, conspiracy, obstruction of justice and misconduct against the popular but polarizing mayor. In announcing the charges, she delivered something of a civics lesson on the importance of telling the truth under oath.

"Some have suggested that the issues in this case are personal or private," said Worthy, a Democrat like the mayor. "Our investigation has clearly shown that public dollars were used, people's lives were ruined, the justice system severely mocked and the public trust trampled on."

She added: "This case is about as far from being a private matter as one can get."

Kilpatrick turned himself in for booking about 5 p.m. at a Wayne County Sheriff's Department office in Westland, just outside Detroit.

His former chief of staff, Christine Beatty, 37, who also denied under oath that she and Kilpatrick had an intimate relationship in 2002 and 2003, was charged with many of the same offenses. Beatty turned herself in for booking earlier in the afternoon.

Both were fingerprinted and photographed, sheriff's spokesman John Roach said.

Kilpatrick and Beatty are scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday. No trial date has been set.

Mayer Morganroth, Beatty's attorney, said Worthy's comments were full of "assertions and conjecture."

"I was sort of stunned by the prosecutor laying out the charges in the way that she did," he said, noting Beatty's right to a fair and unbiased trial. "It sounded more like a closing argument to a jury.

"We have full confidence she will be exonerated."

The charges could be the beginning of the end of Kilpatrick's six-year career as the youngest man elected mayor of Detroit, one of America's largest and most troubled cities, with deeply entrenched poverty made worse by the downturn in the auto industry.

The mayor's lawyer, Dan Webb, said forcing Kilpatrick to resign now would punish him before he has had his day in court.

Worthy began her investigation in late January, the day after the Detroit Free Press published excerpts from 14,000 text messages that were sent or received in 2002-03 from Beatty's city-issued pager.

The messages called into question testimony Kilpatrick and Beatty gave in a lawsuit filed by two police officers who alleged they were fired for investigating claims that the mayor used his security unit to cover up extramarital affairs.

In court, Kilpatrick and Beatty strongly denied having an intimate relationship, but the text messages reveal that they carried on a flirty, sometimes sexually explicit dialogue about where to meet and how to conceal their trysts.

Kilpatrick is married with three children. Beatty was married at the time and has two children.

The city eventually agreed to pay $8.4 million to the two officers and a third former officer. Some of the charges brought against the mayor on Monday accuse him of agreeing to the settlement in an effort to keep the text messages from becoming public.

"I'm madly in love with you," Kilpatrick wrote on Oct. 3, 2002.

"I hope you feel that way for a long time," Beatty replied. "In case you haven't noticed, I am madly in love with you, too!"

On Oct. 16, 2002, Kilpatrick wrote: "I've been dreaming all day about having you all to myself for 3 days. Relaxing, laughing, talking, sleeping and making love."

All of the charges against the mayor are felonies. Under the city charter, a felony conviction would mean the mayor's immediate expulsion.

In announcing the charges, Worthy delivered a 14-minute lecture on the oath that all the witnesses take, and how the criminal justice system relies on people to tell the truth. "Even children understand that lying is wrong," she said.

"If a witness lies, innocent people can go to jail or prison, people can literally get away with murder, civil litigants who deserve money may not get it or may get money they don't deserve," she said. "And lying cannot be tolerated even if a judge or jury sees through it."

She also said the investigation was ongoing and other people could be charged. She said she has had conversations with the U.S. attorney, but would not elaborate.

The City Council asked Kilpatrick to step down last week, but he refused, and the council has no authority to remove him in the meantime.

Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm, a Democrat, has the power to remove local officials for misconduct, but spokeswoman Liz Boyd said Granholm believes "it's important the legal process be allowed to work," and doesn't plan to get involved at this point.

Council President Ken Cockrel Jr., who was among those who called on Kilpatrick to resign last week, would succeed him if he left office. "On a personal level, certainly it's a tragedy for him, although one could argue that he set himself up for it. The moves he made led to this," Cockrel said.

The mayor's attorney said he will ask a judge to prevent the text messages from being admitted as evidence. Federal law prohibits the text messages from being produced by the city's communications provider, SkyTel, Webb said.

"I am as certain as I stand here that the initial production of those text messages in fact were illegal under the law," Webb said. Webb is a former federal prosecutor who was the chief defense attorney in the corruption trial of former Illinois Gov. George Ryan, who is now in prison.

Controversy has surrounded Kilpatrick since his 2001 election. Embraced by many Detroit residents for his boldness and confidence, Kilpatrick, then 31, embodied the new black politician and wore a diamond stud earring that helped earn him the unofficial title as the "Hip-Hop Mayor." His mother is Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick, D-Mich.

During his first four years, he caused a furor over his use of his city-issued credit card for expensive travel, the city's lease of a luxury Lincoln Navigator for his wife and unsubstantiated allegations of a wild party involving his security team and strippers at the mayor's mansion.

At the start of his second term, Kilpatrick vowed to not make the same mistakes and announced a residential redevelopment along Detroit's dormant riverfront, hosted a Super Bowl that shone a light on the city's renewal efforts and initiated other improvements. He had been expected to seek a third term in 2009.

"What we are witnessing is the 21st-century rerun of a classic Greek tragedy: fallen heroes, lost opportunities, unfulfilled promise," said Republican L. Brooks Patterson, county executive in neighboring Oakland County.